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"Bill, I have a great idea! I know how we can win back middle
>America and secure my presidential victory in 2008".
>
>"Great, but how so you propose we go about that?", asked
>Bill. "Well", Hillary responds, "We'll go down to a local Wal-Mart,
>get some cheezy clothes and shoes like most middle Americans
>wear, and then we'll stop at the pound and pick up a Labrador retriever.
>When
>we look the part we'll go to a nice old country bar in middle America ,
>and we'll show them that we really enjoy the countryside and show
>admiration and respect for the hard working people living there."
>
>A few days later, all decked out and with the requisite Labrador at
>heel,
>they set off from New York in a westerly direction. Eventually they
>arrived at
>just the place they were looking for.
>
>With dog in tow they walk into the bar. They step up to the bar and the
>bartender takes a step back and says, "Aren't you Bill and Hillary
>Clinton?"
>Hillary answers, "Yes we are, and what a lovely town you have here. We
>were just passing through and Bill suggested that we stop and take in
>some local color."
>
>They then order a couple of cocktails from the bartender and proceed to
>drink them down,
>all the while chatting up a storm with anyone who would listen.
>
>All of a sudden, the bar room door opens and a grizzled old farmer
>comes in.
>He walks up to the Labrador , lifts its tail and looks underneath,
>shrugs his shoulders
>and walks out the door. A few moments later, in came another old farmer.
>He walks up to the dog, lifts its tail, looks underneath, scratches his
>head, and then leaves the bar.
>
>Over the course of the next hour or so, another four or five farmers
>came in, lifted the dog's tail, and went away looking puzzled.
>
>Eventually Hillary and Bill could stand it no longer and called the
>bartender over.
>'Tell me", said Hillary, "Why did all those old farmers come in and
>look under the dog's tail like that?
>Is it some sort of old custom?"
>
>"Good Lord no", said the bartender, "Its just that someone has told them
>that there was a cute little Lab in this bar with two assholes!"
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