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   The liquid inside young coconuts can be used as a substitute for  Blood plasma. No piece of paper can be folded in half  more than seven (7) times. Donkeys kill more people annually  than plane crashes. You burn more calories sleeping  than you do watching television. Oak trees do not produce acorns  until they are fifty (50) years of age or older. The first product to have a bar code  was Wrigley's gum. The King of Hearts is the only king  WITHOUT A MOUSTACHE American Airlines saved $40,000 in 1987 by eliminating one (1) olive  from each salad served in first-class. Venus is the only planet that rotates clockwise. ![Right-click here to download pictures. To help protect your privacy, Outlook
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Apples, not caffeine,
are more efficient at waking you up in the morning.
Most dust particles in your house are made from
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DEAD SKIN!
The first owner of the Marlboro Company
died of lung cancer.
So did the first " Marlboro Man. "
Walt Disney was afraid
OF MICE!
PEARLS MELT
IN VINEGAR!
The three most valuable brand names on earth: ?
Marlboro, Coca Cola, and Budweiser, in that order.
It is possible to lead a cow upstairs...
but, not downstairs.
A duck's quack doesn't echo,
and no one knows why.
Dentists have recommended that a toothbrush
be kept at least six (6) feet away from
a toilet to avoid airborne particles
resulting from the flush.
(I keep my toothbrush in the living room now!)
And the best for last.....
Turtles can breathe through their butts.
(I know some people like that, don't YOU?)
Okay, I lied about that being all ... here's a few more interesting facts -
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.
Okay, I lied about that being all ... here's a few more interesting facts -
If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
(Hardly seems worth it.)
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If you farted consistently for 6 years and 9 months, enough gas is produced to create the energy of an atomic bomb.Guess that's why I was called TOM TOM, THE ATOM BOMB>
(Now that's more like it!)
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The human heart creates enough pressure when it pumps out to the body to squirt blood 30 feet.
(O.M.G.!)
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A pig's orgasm lasts 30 minutes.
(In my next life, I want to be a pig.)
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A cockroach will live nine days without its head before it starves to death.
(Creepy.)
(I'm still not over the pig.)
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Banging your head against a wall uses 150 calories a hour
(Don't try this at home,maybe at work)
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The male praying mantis cannot copulate while its head is attached to its body The female initiates sex by ripping the male's head off.
("Honey, I'm home. What the....?!")
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The flea can jump 350 times its body length. It's like a human jumping the length of a football field.
(30 minutes... lucky pig! Can you imagine?)
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The catfish has over 27,000 taste buds.
(What could be so tasty on the bottom of a pond?)
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Some lions mate over 50 times a day.
(I still want to be a pig in my next life...quality over quantity)
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Butterflies taste with their feet. (Something I always wanted to know.) IF butterflies had feet my size, they would need a smorgasboard the length of a football field..........from Tom
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The strongest muscle in the body is the tongue.
(Hmmm...)
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Right-handed people live, on average, nine years longer than left-handed people.
(If you're ambidextrous, do you split the difference?)
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Elephants are the only animals that cannot jump.
(okay, so that would be a good thing) "Good God, could that be my problem".......from Tom
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A cat's urine glows under a black light.
(I wonder who was paid to figure that out?)
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An ostrich's eye is bigger than its brain.
(I know some people like that.)
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Starfish have no brains
(I know some people like that too.)
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Polar bears are left-handed.
(If they switch, they'll live a lot longer)
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Humans and dolphins are the only species that have sex for pleasure
(What about that pig?!?)
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread these crazy facts and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)... In other words, send it to everyone! Have Yourself A great Day !!
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