The 98 yr. old Mother Superior from Ireland was dying. The nuns > gathered around the bed trying to make her last journey comfortable. They > gave her some warm milk to drink, but she refused. Then one of the nuns > took the glass back to the kitchen. Remembering a bottle of Irish whiskey > received as a gift the previous Christmas, she open and poured a generous > amount into the warm milk. > > Back at the Mother Superior's bed side, she held the glass to her > lips. Mother drank a little, then a little more and before she knew it, > she had drunk the whole glass down to the last drop. > > ""Mother," the nuns asked,"please give us some words of wisdom before > you die."" > > She raised herself up in bed and with a pious look on her face said, > "DON'T SELL THAT COW"!
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