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redbandana
January 05, 2010 at 05:19:29 PM
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I got off work last night in Lincoln Ne,,it was -20 and the wind chill was -35..As i opened the door of my truck i let a big Fart go.I shut the door and started my truck .Something started pounding on the window,,whatever it was was turning the window brown,,i realized that my fart wanted back in my butt,,it was to cold for it.. So i drove off it chased me pounding on the windows after about 6 miles it saw a lady intering a Bus at a Bus stop.The pounding quit and it went for the Bus,,I speeded off never to see it again..

Later on the news they said a Bus had to be in evacuated because somekind of a Free Floating Smart Fart Bomb has attacked the Bus..The driver said he heard a ripping sound and everybody was screaming.So he stoped the bus and n Barly made it out unstunck. The driver said he never saw it but could still taste it on the roff of his mouth...The bus driver requested a new Bus for tommorrowws RUNNNNSSS. .

The City of Lincoln put out an all point Warning that any Fast food Place that served REFRIED BEANS with the Tempature below -10 would be Quorantended and all people would have to be Corcked and Pluged for 48 hours......


Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.


redbandana
January 05, 2010 at 05:44:49 PM
Joined: 01/21/2007
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Racing will get you through times of no Jokes better than Jokes will get you though times of no racing,,, because of the SNOW and COLD,,i guess we will have to start a Snow Moblie race club.

I wonder if Nance or Edmonds could come up with a 100 inch snow Mobile.


Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.

redbandana
January 05, 2010 at 05:54:52 PM
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Somebody needs to call Emmitt Hahn i bet if he kept the Chilli Bowl open untill May he could cover half the rainout dates for most of the tracks within 150 miles..It dont look like the weather is going to cooperate for a while.........


Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.

pokeyokie
January 06, 2010 at 08:52:32 AM
Joined: 10/04/2008
Posts: 269
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Posted By: redbandana on January 05 2010 at 05:54:52 PM

Somebody needs to call Emmitt Hahn i bet if he kept the Chilli Bowl open untill May he could cover half the rainout dates for most of the tracks within 150 miles..It dont look like the weather is going to cooperate for a while.........



Just read an article by Kevin Olsen in the current issue of Sprint Car and Midget Magazine about Emmett Hahn being asked to be a contestant on the Dancing With The Stars TV Show. Anybody know any more about this?

Mike



redbandana
January 06, 2010 at 09:44:37 AM
Joined: 01/21/2007
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This message was edited on January 06, 2010 at 03:34:48 PM by redbandana
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Posted By: pokeyokie on January 06 2010 at 08:52:32 AM

Just read an article by Kevin Olsen in the current issue of Sprint Car and Midget Magazine about Emmett Hahn being asked to be a contestant on the Dancing With The Stars TV Show. Anybody know any more about this?

Mike



If he is going to make the show Dancing with the Stars we need to get ideas from everybody out there to name his fomous Dance move. His nick name was

Emmett Sugar Hahn.

My name for it would be ,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,The 100 inch Sugar Shuffle.

Tim


Win as if you are use to it.And lose as if you enjoyed 
it for a change.Its hard to get to the top and alot 
harder to stay there.



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